if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep

h0odrich:

adding bitch to the end of sentences for emphasis bitch

• teacher: how many minutes in a year?
• me: 525,600 minutes, 525 thousand moments so dear

methlabrador:

what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes 

• everyone: you're so quiet
• me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you

zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you